Let me tell you something about Joker. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even- whatever. So then in 8th grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Batman who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to a cave and Joker was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Batman, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-heros party, I was like, "Joker, I can't invite you, because I think you're a villain." I mean I couldn't have a villain at my party. There were gonna be heros there without their costumes. I mean, right? He was a VILLAIN. So then he called my bodyguards and started yelling at them, it was so retarded. And then he left town because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for a party, and his face was cut up and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's a super-villain.
1. severe despondency and dejection, accompanied by feelings of hopelessness and inadequacy
2. what happens when you finish series of shows and have to wait for new episodes….